So, I got to thinking about this really poignant quote: "Evil will always triumph because good is dumb." After I was through thinking, I couldn't help but long for "the good old days" and a nice sandwich.

Here is something that has been stagnating on my hard drive since who knows when:
how to end an AIM conversation really really fast
green289cobra: hello
lydee the great: hey
green289cobra: wann chat?
lydee the great: about what exactly
green289cobra: naythign
green289cobra: a/s/l:?
lydee the great: does it really matter
green289cobra: i juts wanan know
green289cobra: im 16/m/tx
lydee the great: 48/m/ak
green289cobra: bye

Amaze your friends!!

However, I must destroy the magic and nerd it up with the facts:
"Tanuki are very common in Japanese folklore, and are regarded as tricksters which can change their shape and have supernatural powers. They often change their shape to play tricks on travellers. Tanuki are said to love sake, and often change into human form, paying for their drink with money that turns out to be tree leaves.
     Their large testicles are a representation of fertility and good fortune, and are said to be the source of their magical powers. The tanuki's large testicles are associated with wealth because the Japanese colloquial word for testicle is kindama, which means golden ball. In Japanese mythology, the Tanuki's scrotum can be enlarged to as much as eight tatami mats (one tatami is about 6'x3') and they play them like a drum.
     By the way, tanuki are not racoons, and are actually a member of the dog family. They are properly known as racoon dogs (Nyctereutes Procyonoides)."

I don't exactly YOOOOSE this for anything.  But hi there.